15.03.07 / Uncategorized / Author: admin

March 15.

Another story she will hate when she is a teenager:
I went to apply for a passport this morning. Audrey was in her umbrella stroller, munching on some goldfish crackers being a little angel while I willed out the paperwork, etc. I was in a small office with Audrey and the woman in charge of passports at the post office when Audrey let go a HUGE fart. She looked at me and said ” Skuse Me Mommy” and kept on snacking, of course, oblivious to my minor embarrassment. I looked at the woman who was staring at us in disbelief and said something like ” Ha, Kids”… I was speechless. Then Audrey looked back at me and said ” Good Polite!”. I had to laugh and say “Yes, that was polite, good job.” I was really glad that Audrey said “Excuse Me” cause for a second I thought that the woman thought that I had farted!