{"id":41,"date":"2007-03-15T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/?p=41"},"modified":"2007-03-15T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T18:26:00","slug":"41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>March 15.<\/p>\n<p>Another story she will hate when she is a teenager:<br \/>I went to apply for a passport this morning. Audrey was in her umbrella stroller, munching on some goldfish crackers being a little angel while I willed out the paperwork, etc. I was in a small office with Audrey and the woman in charge of passports at the post office when Audrey let go a HUGE fart. She looked at me and said &#8221; Skuse Me Mommy&#8221; and kept on snacking, of course, oblivious to my minor embarrassment. I looked at the woman who was staring at us in disbelief and said something like &#8221; Ha, Kids&#8221;&#8230; I was speechless. Then Audrey looked back at me and said &#8221; Good Polite!&#8221;. I had to laugh and say &#8220;Yes, that was polite, good job.&#8221; I was really glad that Audrey said &#8220;Excuse Me&#8221; cause for a second I thought that the woman thought that I had farted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March 15. Another story she will hate when she is a teenager:I went to apply for a passport this morning. Audrey was in her umbrella stroller, munching on some goldfish crackers being a little angel while I willed out the paperwork, etc. I was in a small office with Audrey and the woman in charge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zilay.com\/blogs\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}